People & Their Drinks
A recent magazine survey, interviewed fify bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered. Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. Click here for the results.
A giraffe, a skunk, and a deer go into a bar. The Bartender comes over and takes their order, comes back and says, "Okay, which one of you is paying?" The skunk says, "I've only got one cent on me." And the deer says, "I've only had a buck on me since last Thursday." So the giraffe says, "I guess Highballs are on me!"
"The problem with the world is that everyone is few drinks behind." - Humphery Bogart
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." - W.C. Fields
"I feel sorry for the people who don't drink, when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra
"You're not a drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman
"Drinking removes warts and wrinkles from women I look at." - Jackie Gleason
"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." - George Bernard Shaw
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
