X-Rated Drink Recipes

Shooters

The Clitoris
1 part Bacardi
1 part Creme de Almond
1 part Bailey's
1 part Whipped Cream
Cherry

Layer in shot glass.

Blow Job
1/2 shot Kahlua Whipped Cream

Top with the cream. No hands, tilt your head back and swallow.

Cum In A Hot Tub
1/2 shot Orange Juice
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream

Pour Bailey's into Orange Juice for curdling effect.

Deep Throat
(same as Blow Job, only in a salt shaker and for women only) The tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal.

Flaming Blue Fuck

1 1/2oz. Sambuca
1/2oz. Blue Curaco

Set on fire and drink through a straw.

Orgasm
1/2 shot mint schnapps
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream

Layer the drink.

Sit On My Face
1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Frangelica
1 shot Kahlua

Layer the Bailey's over Frangelica over Kahlua.

Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob
1 shot Kahlua
1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof
Milk or Cream

Stir or Whip.

Cowboy Cocksucker
1 part vodka
1 part Bailey's
1 part Kahlua

Topped with whipped cream, this drink is another one that must be drunk from the shot glass without using any hands.

Pierced Nipple
(submitted by Kendal Becker and James Deckard from R.F. McDougalls, Richland, WA)
1 part Sambuca
1 part Bailey's
1 part Goldschlager

In a cordial glass layer the following in the above order, then float a coffee bean on top, tastes awesome.

Long Drinks

Between The Sheets
1 oz. Brandy
1 oz. Triple Sec
1 oz. Light Rum

Shake with ice, strain into cocktail glass.

Creamy Bush
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Bushmill's Irish Whiskey

Combine in rock's glass.

Dirty Mother
3 oz. Brandy
3 oz. Kahlua

Stir in highball glass.

Flaming Orgasm
1 Beer
1 shot Bacardi 151

Pour the Beer into a glass, flame the 151, drop in Beer and slam.

Fuzzy Dick
1 part Kahlua
1 part Gran Marnier
Coffee

In coffee cup mix, add whipped cream.

Get Laid
1 1/2oz. Vodka
1 oz. Raspberry schnapps
Pineapple juice
splash of cranberry juice

Stir in highball glass.

Hairy Virgin
2 parts Rum
1 part Triple Sec
2 parts Orange/Pineapple juice
(if no cherry - Hairy Slut)
(if ice blended in - Frigid Hairy Virgin)
(if no cherry and blended - Hairy Bitch)

Serve over ice with a cherry.

Hot Irish Nut
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Frangelica
Coffee

Stir in coffee mug, (1 part amaretto optional).

Kiss In The Dark
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Cherry brandy
1 oz. Dry Vermouth

Stir with ice, strain into highball glass.

Mother Fucker
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Tequila
1 oz. Rum
1 oz. Kahlua

Hope you enjoy.

Orgasm
2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. Light Cream

Shake with ice, strain into highball glass.

Pap Smear (Pabst Smir)
1 Beer
1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof

Drop Smirnoff into beer and chug.

Pop The Cherry
2 oz. Cherry brandy
Orange Juice

Stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice.

Rearbuster
2 oz. Tequila
2 oz. Kahlua
Cranberry juice

Stir in highball glass.

Screaming Orgasm

Barstool
Equal parts - Rum, Vodka, Bourbon

Open mouth, lean back, swallow till you can't swallow any more.

Sex On The Beach
1 part Cream de Casis (or Chambord)
1 part Mellon Liqueur (or Midori)
1 part Pineapple juice
(add 1 part Vodka - ...With a Friend)
(add more alcohol - Rape Under The Bordwalk)

Stir in highball glass.

Strawberry Stripper
Orange Juice
1 1/2 oz. Strawberry Schnapps
1 oz. Triple Sec

Pour Schnapps into Orange Juice and then Triple Sec - do not stir.

Tight Snatch
1 1/2oz. light Rum
1 oz. Peach Schnapps
Pineapple juice

Stir in highball glass.

Virgin
1 1/2oz. Gin
1/2 oz. white Creme de menthe
1 oz. forbidden fruit

Shake with ice, strain into highball glass.

"Screw" Drinks

Here is how to add things together to get the various screw drinks:

Basic Screw
1 part Vodka
Orange Juice

Stir in highball glass over ice.

Fuzzy
add 1 part Peach Schnapps

Slow
add 1 part Sloe Gin

Comfortable
add 1 part Southern Comfort

Up Against The Wall
float a splash of Galliano on top

With a Kiss
float a splash of Ameretto on top



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