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The Clitoris 1 part Bacardi 1 part Creme de Almond 1 part Bailey's 1 part Whipped Cream Cherry Layer in shot glass. Blow Job 1/2 shot Kahlua Whipped Cream Top with the cream. No hands, tilt your head back and swallow. Cum In A Hot Tub 1/2 shot Orange Juice 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream Pour Bailey's into Orange Juice for curdling effect. Deep Throat (same as Blow Job, only in a salt shaker and for women only) The tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal. Flaming Blue Fuck 1 1/2oz. Sambuca 1/2oz. Blue Curaco Set on fire and drink through a straw. Orgasm 1/2 shot mint schnapps 1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream Layer the drink. Sit On My Face 1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream 1 shot Frangelica 1 shot Kahlua Layer the Bailey's over Frangelica over Kahlua. Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob 1 shot Kahlua 1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof Milk or Cream Stir or Whip. Cowboy Cocksucker 1 part vodka 1 part Bailey's 1 part Kahlua Topped with whipped cream, this drink is another one that must be drunk from the shot glass without using any hands. Pierced Nipple (submitted by Kendal Becker and James Deckard from R.F. McDougalls, Richland, WA) 1 part Sambuca 1 part Bailey's 1 part Goldschlager In a cordial glass layer the following in the above order, then float a coffee bean on top, tastes awesome. |
Between The Sheets 1 oz. Brandy 1 oz. Triple Sec 1 oz. Light Rum Shake with ice, strain into cocktail glass. Creamy Bush 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part Bushmill's Irish Whiskey Combine in rock's glass. Dirty Mother 3 oz. Brandy 3 oz. Kahlua Stir in highball glass. Flaming Orgasm 1 Beer 1 shot Bacardi 151 Pour the Beer into a glass, flame the 151, drop in Beer and slam. Fuzzy Dick 1 part Kahlua 1 part Gran Marnier Coffee In coffee cup mix, add whipped cream. Get Laid 1 1/2oz. Vodka 1 oz. Raspberry schnapps Pineapple juice splash of cranberry juice Stir in highball glass. Hairy Virgin 2 parts Rum 1 part Triple Sec 2 parts Orange/Pineapple juice (if no cherry - Hairy Slut) (if ice blended in - Frigid Hairy Virgin) (if no cherry and blended - Hairy Bitch) Serve over ice with a cherry. Hot Irish Nut 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream 1 part Frangelica Coffee Stir in coffee mug, (1 part amaretto optional). Kiss In The Dark 1 oz. Gin 1 oz. Cherry brandy 1 oz. Dry Vermouth Stir with ice, strain into highball glass. Mother Fucker 1 oz. Vodka 1 oz. Gin 1 oz. Tequila 1 oz. Rum 1 oz. Kahlua Hope you enjoy. Orgasm 2 oz. Vodka 2 oz. Kahlua 2 oz. Light Cream Shake with ice, strain into highball glass. Pap Smear (Pabst Smir) 1 Beer 1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof Drop Smirnoff into beer and chug. Pop The Cherry 2 oz. Cherry brandy Orange Juice Stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice. Rearbuster 2 oz. Tequila 2 oz. Kahlua Cranberry juice Stir in highball glass. Screaming Orgasm Barstool Equal parts - Rum, Vodka, Bourbon Open mouth, lean back, swallow till you can't swallow any more. Sex On The Beach 1 part Cream de Casis (or Chambord) 1 part Mellon Liqueur (or Midori) 1 part Pineapple juice (add 1 part Vodka - ...With a Friend) (add more alcohol - Rape Under The Bordwalk) Stir in highball glass. Strawberry Stripper Orange Juice 1 1/2 oz. Strawberry Schnapps 1 oz. Triple Sec Pour Schnapps into Orange Juice and then Triple Sec - do not stir. Tight Snatch 1 1/2oz. light Rum 1 oz. Peach Schnapps Pineapple juice Stir in highball glass. Virgin 1 1/2oz. Gin 1/2 oz. white Creme de menthe 1 oz. forbidden fruit Shake with ice, strain into highball glass. |
Here is how to add things together to get the various screw drinks: Basic Screw 1 part Vodka Orange Juice Stir in highball glass over ice. Fuzzy add 1 part Peach Schnapps Slow add 1 part Sloe Gin Comfortable add 1 part Southern Comfort Up Against The Wall float a splash of Galliano on top With a Kiss float a splash of Ameretto on top |